Mail Order Bride of Frankenstein

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I found this in a vintage Playboy I was reading this morning on the hot seat. How fucking awesome is that. First off a merkin is a wig for your parts that you wear when you are laying the pipe and dont want the girl to know you are bald in the jock. Second, was this the article that might have been the reason that people started cutting up the white with baby laxative thus making the Unicorn Dust hangover chock full of trips to the bathroom? Gross.

In "Risky Business" Joel, played by a young Tom Cruise, is focused on not hurting his mom's most valued possession, her glass egg. He goes through leaps and bounds to try to protect it, even turning his house in a brothel for teenage boys. And then after he buys back all of his parent's things from Joe Pantoliano, he tries so desperately to catch it and then finally his parents come home and what does his mom say? "i'm disappointed in you."

Thats what that dude was afraid of?

What a pussy.

Side conversation: for anyone that watches AmerNeToMod (America's Next Top Model for those of you who don't know) Isn't Tyra Banks out of her mind ? Does she wake up every day and eat a big bowl of looney toon pills? What up?