Have you seen that movie Star Wars? People tell me I look like Han Solo

And the hits keep coming.

Today I went into the store to get a drink while I was waiting for my torta (full LA taco review to come) and I was stuck in between two euro jock frat bro hosers deciding which drink to get.

One opened his pie hole and said (in reference to Rockstar energy drink):

"Hey man I think I'm gonna have a Rocksteezy"

(wait for it)

"Do they have diet?"

Fuck yeah!!!

Then on line to pay his partner in bro crime got a pack of American Spirits, cause "they are organic, so like they are good for you."

My mom informed me this morning that Slayer and Marilyn Manson are playing a show together at PNC. We need to go, if not just for the parking lot scene that will assemble for this holy event. Who wants to go?

Lenny showed me the way to this today and I gotta say it looks like the dudes at Robot Chicken have slayed it. They are doing an all star wars episode with Mark Hamil (kinda hard not to invite cause he just shows up at anything that has the words Star or Wars in it) and then George Lucas is in it too. Check out this preview clip where the Family Guy guy does what he does: