Friday, July 06, 2007

THE BEGINNING OF THE END


i think we can all agree that we had a few good months here, some laughs, some tears, some nsfws, like the picture says, fuck this shit, im burning the house down and building a new one, if you wanna know where the newer and better page is going to be, let me know, it will be updated more with multiple posts during the day so you can waste more time, awesome

Monday, June 18, 2007

Whats New

This is a video of me performing a song in front of Glen Danzig's house in Hollywood, California. USA. IF you like it please forward on.

Danzig's House

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Also sorry for the lack of postings. I am working something newer and better in terms of a blog and it should be up soon.

Also Obey is now making baby clothes.

Tuesday, June 12, 2007

John Travolta is a gay man with a plane


someone just said to me on im, "you were a lot cooler in 1997"

ouch.

also bridget just texted me and said that her waiter at Tortilla Flats is the "Dude your getting a Dell guy."

So if you go down to tortilla flats on a tuesday you might be able to get the "Dude your getting a Dell guy" to serve you guacamole and eat that guacamole and think about how the only thing the "Dude your getting a dell" guy will be remembered for is for saying "Dude your getting a dell."

ON a related note, I left Fox on after Seinfeld played at 7:30 to find myself immersed in the show, "The Lot." First off if you ever truly want to do something because deep down inside you feel like you were put on this earth to do that thing, never ever try to do it by winning a contest on a fake reality TV show. Second off for kids who think that film school is a breeze, watch this show because you will understand how emotionally taxing it is day in and day out to watch these bullshit kids with no talent make awful garbage and have failed or faltering superiors reward them for being mediocre.

There I said it.

Friday, June 08, 2007

IF YOU HAVE NOT WATCHED ALL OF SEASON 3 OF LOST OR DONT WANT TO HAVE THE SHOW RUINED DO NOT READ THIS

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FLASH FORWARDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?????????

IM CLEANING OFF BITS OF BRAIN AND SKULL FROM MY COUCH RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY MIND JUST BLEW UP!!!!

ANOTHER ETERNITY TIL NEW EPISODES????

DAMN YOU ABC, DAMN YOU TO H. E. DOUBLE HOCKEY STICKS

Thursday, June 07, 2007

beat up kids

(photo by jon barlow)

there should be a film thats a comedy where two people who are the last people on earth that are qualified for raising children are forced to raise a baby and in the montage where they are learning how to do it and change the baby and when they change the baby it pees in their face.

ahahahaha

i should be running movie studios

in all seriousness sorry for the lack of posts, i assure you that we are working on something fun and new and good and you will like it better, so keep with it, on the reals

Wednesday, May 30, 2007

Going Mach 5

hellooooooooooo nurse.

i never thought i would say this but the movie "the break up" is pretty fucking funny.

i went to see "hot fuzz" today and that was hilarious.

Even more hilarious was that on the subway ride home there was this man with green and purple corn rows, who was wearing alien antennas, and beer goggles, playing free jazz saxophone at extremely high volumes in the train walking back and forth, some people were really mad but mike and I thought it was the best thing ever. I asked him what the deal was. He told me that one time he made it to the third round of call backs for the Sun Ra Arkestra and he has been jamming on the saxophone ever since his "space ship" landed on this planet.

Oh Free Jazz, you so crazy.

I'll leave you with this video that Jason sent out earlier in the week, its a little long but the first part of it is pretty fucking killer. Regular posting will resume but also be aware that strange things are afoot at the circle K. I can't tell you what that means, but it will be something good.

Thursday, May 24, 2007

Nudie Magazine Day

so yesterday elwood hipped me and the rest of the boys over at MBS to some new movie treats courtesy of www.themoviebox.net,

First up is a link to the film, "Control" about Joy Division, its in black and white and it looks unreal. I know this is just a small clip but I feel like this one is going to do the biopic thing the right way and not make it too melodramatic or too much like behind the music. You know the deal, person or group starts out young and innocent, they break into the business, get to live their dreams, then realize its not everything that they hoped for, go crazy have problems with drugs alcohol etc, crash and burn, then redemption. Gross. So hopefully this won't go down this type of road.
Click here to view scene from "Control"

Next we have a bunch of scenes from "No Country for Old Men" the new Coen brothers film. Holy shit this looks like the heat is back on, oh man. I got chills. Since the last few movies weren't on par with their previous efforts I feel like this might be the one that brings them back to solid town.
Click here so view scenes from "No Country for Old Men"

Also last night we were looking for Anti Drug PSAs and Lucas came across this:


Oh shit and then we have this, the 3 minutes from the new "Rambo" movie. Yes, I just typed new Rambo movie. Check out the scene where he makes a guy explode with a machine gun.